hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here
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I drink alone and play Zelda. #alcoholicnerdstatus
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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu)

disheartens:

do you ever see clothing you really like and you just know you’ll look terrible in it 

oswinstark:

yepperoni:

guess what’s on steam now 

IM BUYING ALL OF THEM
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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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flowerpowerparis:

bullying is for losers! | via Tumblr auf We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/67792862
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