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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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Oh happy joyous Monday!

Why, thank you. Hail satan.


kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laugh-until-you-drop)

😂 #childfree
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